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It's like soda, except pee pee flavored.
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The first car i bought was a silver RX7.
I showed my appreciation by crashing it into my parent's basketball goal the second day i had it.
My friends and I called it the 'Silver Bullet',
ideally because it looked like the Speed Racer car,
but really because it ran about as well as Coors Light tastes.
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You name it, I've probably seen every episode at least twice.
Unless it's one of those 'good' reality shows.
Survivor?
I feel tired just watching it.
Amazing Race?
Amazingly gay.
Now if you can give me your top ten on why Cheaters is the REALEST show ever, then we'll talk.
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Silly Cubs fans think they have it so tough.
Try staying with a team that has never won a World Series,
hasn't even made the playoffs since my younger sister was born,
and hasn't had a winning season in 13 years.
Do all of this while you're living in a town with a club as dominant as the Braves,
and then tell me why I still care?
Bernie Brewer kids.
No home run celebration matches a mascot sliding from a giant keg into a full mug of beer.
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